If you haven’t seen Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, we’re begging you — don’t subject yourself to whatever that was supposed to be. If you truly have a desperate, insatiable urge to watch a terrible movie about a bear going on a murderous rampage, just watch Cocaine Bear instead. If you watched Blood and Honey with higher expectations than absolute garbage, there’s no hope for you now. Oh, and guess what? If you haven’t heard, there are even more similar Disney projects on the way, such as Bambi: The Reckoning and Cinderella’s Curse. In the spirit of pure jest, we also have our own suggestions for the next horror-driven children’s spin-off.
Shockingly, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey made $5 million at the box office, but we’re willing to bet half of that comes from teenagers illegally recording in the theater only to digitally develop the footage at a later date and paste fart noises over it. We’re betting the same fate for Sleeping Beauty’s Massacre, which is apparently a thing.
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